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Monday, July 12, 2010
I Remember Mama and She Was a Whorish X-mas Slut
Can you imagine the girlfriends junior is going to bring home? I am being overwhelmed by SHADES OF GROSS. Shit is inappropriate.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
Garter completes it.
Look at hubby's face. He's as disgusted as we are.
Ugh. Like a piece of undigested roast beef (Scrooge).
WTF?
just.
JESUS BE SOME PROTECTIVE GOGGLES!!!
Yet another "it seemed like a good idea at the time" picture. I hope they were drunk so they at least have that to blame it on.
Dovie,
That made me laugh.
Dish,
I'm betting on pleather. Yuck.
Ms. Moon,
I think they could use a good drink, even the kids. Their expressions look like something is stuck up their asses. Perhaps a really BIG bug.
ps
veri word:
ballin
ha!
this is extremely disturbing. i mean look at the expression on that man's face. he is waiting to put the bodies in the closet, suits and all.
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