Monday, July 12, 2010

I Remember Mama and She Was a Whorish X-mas Slut

Can you imagine the girlfriends junior is going to bring home? I am being overwhelmed by SHADES OF GROSS. Shit is inappropriate.

10 comments:

All This Trouble... said...

Garter completes it.

Look at hubby's face. He's as disgusted as we are.

Syd said...

Ugh. Like a piece of undigested roast beef (Scrooge).

Sarcastic Bastard said...

ATT,
But he's got that hot piece to stoke his Christmas fires. BARF. I should write romance novels. Actually, I am the LEAST romantic person alive. Sex is a damn biological urge like taking a dump. What can you do? A bitch has got to procreate. That shit MANDATORY.

Syd,
YES!!! Exactly.

Jeannie said...

WTF?

just.

ÐƎΓΓΛ ƁƎΓΓƎ© The Kewpie Doll said...

JESUS BE SOME PROTECTIVE GOGGLES!!!

The Dish said...

Is that fucking pleather? Plastic? Bitch is shoved in that shit. I think I just lost my supper.

Ms. Moon said...

Yet another "it seemed like a good idea at the time" picture. I hope they were drunk so they at least have that to blame it on.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dovie,
That made me laugh.

Dish,
I'm betting on pleather. Yuck.

Ms. Moon,
I think they could use a good drink, even the kids. Their expressions look like something is stuck up their asses. Perhaps a really BIG bug.

Maggie May said...

ps
veri word:

ballin

ha!

Maggie May said...

this is extremely disturbing. i mean look at the expression on that man's face. he is waiting to put the bodies in the closet, suits and all.