The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Monday, July 26, 2010
Shit the Viking Says
[To a crawdad in a stream] No, I don't want you. You're missing a claw. If I'm going to catch a crawdad, I want it to be a symmetrical one.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
I get it, truly I do..
Lori,
Yeah, I do too, but I still had to laugh. I am dating a boy at heart. He amuses the fuck out of me.
Hope the move went well. I have been thinking of you today.
I like a man with standards, dammit!
A picky cat, isn't he??
I like the Viking.
I like him, too. Quite a lot. Glad y'all approve.
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