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Thursday, July 22, 2010
Shit SB Says at a Candle Party
That's some enchanting motherfucking shit right there.
SB at a candle party, I didn't even NEED to read what you said to start laughing. But that was good, "Enchanting" with mfer. Perfect. I just read a book where they say "fetching" a lot. I'd like for you to say it in your SB way please. Love you babeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
What is a candle party?
What's a candle party, SB?
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN BEANS AND RICE! God, how I wish I'd been at that party.
I can't stop laughing.
A candle party? Like scented candles? Like Tupperware?
xoxoxo
SB at a candle party, I didn't even NEED to read what you said to start laughing. But that was good, "Enchanting" with mfer. Perfect. I just read a book where they say "fetching" a lot. I'd like for you to say it in your SB way please.
Love you babeeeeeeeeeeeee.
i went to a candle party once....for the snacks folks, for the snacks!
but yes, they do have some enchanting shit that costs way more money then you would ever think a body would pay for some nice smelling wax.
xxalainaxx
How interested in candles does one have to be to have a party for them? Candles are totally enchanting el oh el.
Bethany,
See new post above for SB's use of fetching. I forgot that word and I like it, so will be endeavoring to use it more often.
Love you (& BO!),
SB
Reeny,
You know it, babe.
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