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Thursday, July 22, 2010
I Think Giorgio Armani Looks Pretty Damn Good for 76
Fuck you nasty, nasty British tabloid press, who somehow compared the 76 year old to Daniel Craig in a Speedo. Yeah, that was an intelligent and fair comparison, assholes.
While I do love Daniel and no one can compare to him in a speedo this dude looks pretty good...I mean he looks better than a few 30 year olds I know...I'd do him...just saying...
I'd say he looks pretty good too - but his ball sack is hanging pretty low. I wouldn't dream of baring so much skin at 2/3 his age so I think he's doing ok.
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15 comments:
I think he is gorgeous xx... shame I am not his type
While I do love Daniel and no one can compare to him in a speedo this dude looks pretty good...I mean he looks better than a few 30 year olds I know...I'd do him...just saying...
He is in way better shape than I am, that is for fucking sure.
Bannana hammocks need to be banned.
I think it is a perfect example of what Daniel will look like in a speedo when he is 76. If he is lucky.
Ruth,
I do too!
Christiejolu,
Me too! He does look better than most 30 year olds.
Dish,
Me too, babe. Me too.
Reensters,
You crack me up.
ZenGato,
If he is lucky is right.
Yep. Lots of men in their twenties don't look nearly this good.
I would not mind looking like that in right now in my 40's!!
Banana hammocks? Wonder why the Europeans love them.
Meets my approval!
Shit, anyone in my family male wise makes it to 76, they've been in the ground for 6 years at the least..he looks good for 56, let alone 76!
He really is damn hot, shame he prefers the male of the species x
he has a weird nose and lips, kinda looks like a burn victim in the face
I'd say he looks pretty good too - but his ball sack is hanging pretty low. I wouldn't dream of baring so much skin at 2/3 his age so I think he's doing ok.
Akannie,
Yeah, I think he looks pretty great.
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