Monday, July 12, 2010

My Fat Ass Tell Down the Stairs at Lunch

I nearly took the Diarrhetic Wunderkind out. I fell on her damn paw and knocked over a chair. The old bitch is fine (both of us!). So don't worry all you bleeding-heart PETA fucks. I just laid there and laughed hysterically. My left wrists hurts, but I can still hold a beer, so I'll make it.

It was so fucking funny. 5 foot 10 inches and 180 lbs. of fat tumbling down the steps.

Why is it so funny when a bitch falls? Enquiring minds want to know, motherfucker!

11 comments:

Syd said...

Glad that you are okay and so is the cat.

Jeannie said...

I would do the same. Laugh. But I'm shorter than you and weigh a little more. Yes. I'm round.

All This Trouble... said...

Be careful not to tall again. We love you, SB. Don't go knockin' your noggin!

Petit fleur said...

You know, I don't know that it is... I think sometimes it is kind of a nervous reaction or akin to a sigh of relief when you see that the person is alright.

And sometimes, it's just downright slapstick funny!

ÐƎΓΓΛ ƁƎΓΓƎ© The Kewpie Doll said...

IM SORRY, I WOULDVE PAID TO SEE IT...HELPED YOU UP...THEN PATCHED U UP BABE1

The Dish said...

I am sorry that you fell, but I am laughing my ass off at the vision of you laying there laughing.

Hope both you bitches have no lasting injuries!

Ms. Moon said...

All I can say is- thank god you didn't break anything and your body size is going to make you fit in real well with us here at Casa Luna. Except I am short.
Love you, dear...Mary

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Glad you're alright SB. Thank God you can still hold a beer!

I'm 5'10" too. It cuts out half of the male population to go out with. I've only ever gone for boys in my eye line or taller xx

Kissa said...

Sorry I've been silent the last little while. I'm back. :) This is funny. And called scheidenfraud. (Sp?) Anyway, glad you're ok. :) LOVE YOU!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks, Syd. Big kissy.

Jeannie,
You are perfect just as you are. And don't you forget it!

ATT,
And SB loves you.

PF,
It was fucking funny alright.

DOVIE!
SB is SO happy to hear from you! You are loved. Thanks for stopping by.

Dish,
Well, obviously I laughed too. Why shouldn't you? Love you lots.

Ms. Moon,
Glad I will fit in. I know you are short, and I love you just as you are.

Christina,
I only dated a shorty once. I had to look at the top of the motherfucker's head all night, and he was developing a bald spot. NEVER AGAIN. The current man is 6'4". I can wear heels! Love you much.

Kissa,
I think about you often. Great to hear from you! You are loved, dear.

Mwa to all,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks, Syd. Big kissy.

Jeannie,
You are perfect just as you are. And don't you forget it!

ATT,
And SB loves you.

PF,
It was fucking funny alright.

DOVIE!
SB is SO happy to hear from you! You are loved. Thanks for stopping by.

Dish,
Well, obviously I laughed too. Why shouldn't you? Love you lots.

Ms. Moon,
Glad I will fit in. I know you are short, and I love you just as you are.

Christina,
I only dated a shorty once. I had to look at the top of the motherfucker's head all night, and he was developing a bald spot. NEVER AGAIN. The current man is 6'4". I can wear heels! Love you much.

Kissa,
I think about you often. Great to hear from you! You are loved, dear.

Mwa to all,

SB