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Tuesday, July 13, 2010
The Replica Looks Like Shit
You can even get your OFFICIAL Robert the Doll replica (if you're a blind dumb ass).
BUT BE WARNED: It looks like shit. Fuckers must think tourists are suckers. And NEWFLASH: They ARE!
Compare this rip-off piece of low-rent booty to the actual Robert the Doll in the post below. Virtually identical!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
1 comment:
That doll would scare me to death !!
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