Wednesday, July 14, 2010

On an Appreciation of Birds (NOT)

From a cheery morning comment on my sister-in-law's blog, where she was discussing the joy of awakening to (cocksucking) morning birdsong.

I'd get a gun. Laugh. I hate birds. All they do is carry lice and get their nasty shit all over everything.

Love,

Your Sunny Sister-in-Law

8 comments:

Steph(anie) said...

I'm with your SIL on this one. :)

Petit fleur said...

My sentiments are the same concerning the feather bitches in the morning.

Good morning SB! You have your very own brand of sunshine.

Reeny's Ramblin' said...

I am undecided on birds, they are ok when they aren't swoopin at your head trying to take it off.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Good morning back, dear PF!

Good morning Steph and Reeny, as well.

Love to all,

SB

Jeannie said...

I don't mind birds twittering in the afternoon while I relax on the deck. I absofucking hate them when they tweet tweet tweet first thing in the morning when I'm trying to sleep.

The Dish said...

I hate birds. Dirty, noisy, stinky bastards.

Syd said...

I do like birds. Sorry SB...they are really neat, especially the pelicans who ride the thermals. It's chirpy people who often drive me nuts.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
I'm okay with water birds and geese. Their shit is nasty, but I love to hear them honk, especially on a crisp fall morning.