It's Un-American But I'm Still Going To Say It

I can't stand Fug Phelps. I am sick to death of hearing about him, and I am SURE AS HELL sick of looking at his ugly dumb ass.

I accidentally bought a box of Wheeties with the ugly fucker on the front the other day. You can imagine my horror when I pulled the box out of the cupboard before I'd even had my first cup of coffee! INSTANT RECOIL! I dropped the damn box on the floor.