Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Now I Really Want To Be Sandra's Monkey Bitch

Again, from the NY Post Chimp Attack story:

"The violence began shortly after Travis [the chimp] consumed a meal of fish and chips and then Carvel ice cream, Herold said. He then went outside and couldn't be coaxed back in. She tried to give Travis tea with Xanax to calm him, but he wouldn't drink it, she said. "

Damn, Carvel ice cream and Xanax! That damn chimp lived better than SB! QUICK, call up Sandra! Tell her I'll wear a chimp costume and cuddle with her!

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