Rescue Me: The Final Season, Tonight at 10:00 on FX

I can think of no more stirring symbol of man's humanity to man than a fire engine.

~Kurt Vonnegut

To donate to The Leary Firefighters Foundation: http://www.learyfirefighters.org/

A bitch's vagina needs a nice Caribbean vacation.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013520/16-pound-baby-born-Texas-Meet-mother-baby-Moose.html

This is one of the saddest things I have ever read.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2012186/Girl-ends-life-eyes-dad-kidney-brother-cremated-wish-known.html

A Couple of Nice Kids

This One's for Ms. Moon, My Idol of Greatness

Mr. Rogers would have bought Koko's ass a damn birthday cake. Fred wasn't a cheap ass, like those motherfuckers at the zoo. He was a good guy.

I'm stuck on Koko getting cheated on her damn 40th. I'm going to belabor this shit, because I have THE MADS. The zookeepers could have at least baked her 40-year-old ass some banana bread!

I Just Like the Damn Sign, Okay?

I don't know who these people are, but I sure do love them.

And also, dad has great taste in quality shirtware!

Some Cheap Bitches at the Zoo Torture Koko the Gorilla with a Janky-Looking Crown on Her Birthday

A bitch is 40 for Christ sakes! Shouldn't Koko have gotten more than a faux crown when she hit a damn milestone like that shit??? The look on her face says: Is this all I get?

There are some cheap motherfuckers at the zoo. Bitch didn't even get a damn cake! A bitch was CHEATED.

These Photos Are Amazing

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2010761/Tiger-races-wild-rescued-poachers-snare.html

Some good news, which I sorely needed today.

I love Harvey Milk. He is SB's hero. This gladdens my heart.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2011721/California-1st-state-teach-gay-lesbian-history-public-schools.html

And, as usual, the republicans are beyond idiocy.

But Republicans said that while well-intentioned, the bill was ill-conceived and raised concerns that it would indoctrinate children to accept homosexuality.

The damn republicans (I refuse to capitalize it--that would indicate a respect that I do NOT have) can accept homosexuality or not. It's here to stay.

Quote of the Damn Day: Nancy Grace on Casey Anthony's Defense Team

The defence team is inside a bar having a champagne toast right now. Now you know what? I'm not a preacher and I'm not a rabbi but there's something wrong with that. Because Caylee is dead and her body decomposed just fifteen houses away from where the Anthony's put their head on the pillow every night, every day searching for this little girl.

My Cat Tom Is in the Kitty Hospital

He has bladder issues, like a lot of male cats. I am upset I had to leave him there. I'm just in a SAD mood period. I doubt there will be many posts this week.

NOT DEAD. JUST SAD.

For Once this Troll Doesn't Look Like a Total Fucking Hag

If I was a cop, and my fat ass had to run after a perp, I'd beat a bitch too.

I'd be wheezing and all huffing and puffing and shit, and that would give me a case of the MADS.

We could also entitle this post: Why SB Is Not in Law Enforcement.

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2011/07/deputy_christopher_story_charg.php

E-mail I Sent to Our Company CEO, Who Just Moved Here from Australia

Prepare yourself for BIG and LOUD this weekend. Americans like everything to be over the top and LOUD. I think it’s our most obnoxious holiday. Also, my neighborhood is full of rednecks. There may even be gunfire involved. My 87 year old dog will be pissing herself and hiding under the bed. I’ll just be glad when it’s all over.