[Background: Grandpa Heeter was very fit and vain, and he had a deep prejudice against fat people. When we arrived at the nursing home, Grandpa was sitting in the lounge, being spoon fed by a VERY LARGE nurse.]
Grandpa to Nurse: You're a big girl. When does the damn balloon go up?
SB: Grandpa, do you think it's wise to taunt the person who's feeding you? She could put poison in your food. [To nurse] We're sorry. It's okay if you want to choke him now.
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