Friday, January 7, 2011

Barbie-Q GROSS OUT

I found this new site I dig called, Shit My Kids Ruined. Of course I was drawn to the site by the title alone, and also the Moms used to sigh and say, "You can't have anything nice when you have kids," after my brother or I had just knocked over one of her antique lamps or (in my case) stuck a knee through the leather bottom of her prized antique rocking chair.

This entry at the link posted below grossed me out totally. I have a thing about Barbies anyway (a hold over from childhood when my best friend, Beth, would dip her Barbie's hair in soda pop and then proceed to suck the soda off. My ass is still traumatized).

Hey, Boo, check this shit out!
http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2011/01/04/barbie-q/

9 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

That website is a must for people considering whether or not to bring a child into this world.

Boonie S said...

I'm checkin' it out now. Thanks for the link.

All the best, Boonie

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
YES!

Boonie,
I love your Thailand ass. Thanks for reading my crap.

Steph(anie) said...

That is disturbing.

My cousin used Barbie and Ken to teach me about sex when I was like 4 or something. I still don't know how she new so much about it when she was 6.

Gabriella Moonlight said...

I love that site and visit it frequently at work and share it with those considering kids LOL

That Barbie is OMG eff'd up!!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
That is odd. Thanks for reading. Have a great weekend.

Gabriella,
Great to hear from you. Happy New Year! Thanks for stopping by.

~Amber Elise~ said...

WOW! I'm glad that site is out there, wish I had seen it before... LOL. and My ass would be traumatized too if I had seen somebody suck pop off a Barbie's hair, Barbie's are not STRAWS! : )

the guy in the silk taffeta dress said...

SB,
I didn't know traumatizing Barbies was this common for girls.
My sister used to scare me when she'd wet her Barbie, freeze it and then throw it out the window!
She even sniped the nose off.Ouch!
She's older and might have been trying to intimidate me and it worked, too!
j.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

I just spent an hour of my life looking at this and being thankful I don't have kids. The dogs have destroyed a few things, but they're cute at least.