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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
14 comments:
Coffee is fine - but please refrain from telling us that you eat sandwiches there too! I'll love you anyway, but well, you know.
Jeannie,
No sandwiches. Jesus.
Love you tons,
SB
what...? It helps move things along! I totally get that!
Amber,
You're young yet. You may do it too eventually. Laugh.
Love,
SB
This is one old age thing I have not yet succumbed to.
Ms. Moon,
Good for you!
Right before I read this this morning, I had been in the bathroom-drinking coffee while on the john...I laughed my ass off.
Mr. M.,
Maybe we should form a club.
Love you and Mrs. Miss A. (and Guinness!),
SB
wait, you mean it's wrong to drink coffee while sitting on the toilet?
Guilty also. Tea and wine go well too. Love you. We should form a club. The On-the-Toilet Drinkers of America. Maybe a fruit fly will pay attention.
Dude, I'm sorry, but that's gross. :)
i smoke while taking a shit, with mango on my lap, life is sweet
Colette Simone,
Thanks for all your comments. I hope you come back and join us often. And yes, wine on the toilet, rocks. Clearly, you fit in here.
Love you.
SB
The man who lives here with me talks on the phone on the toilet. Just hearing his voice echo in the little room is enough for me to hang up.
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