Friday, January 14, 2011

Shit SB Says

I'm really getting to be an old fart now. I actually drink coffee on the toilet.

14 comments:

Jeannie said...

Coffee is fine - but please refrain from telling us that you eat sandwiches there too! I'll love you anyway, but well, you know.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
No sandwiches. Jesus.

Love you tons,

SB

~Amber Elise~ said...

what...? It helps move things along! I totally get that!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Amber,
You're young yet. You may do it too eventually. Laugh.

Love,

SB

Ms. Moon said...

This is one old age thing I have not yet succumbed to.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Good for you!

Mr.Mischief said...

Right before I read this this morning, I had been in the bathroom-drinking coffee while on the john...I laughed my ass off.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mr. M.,
Maybe we should form a club.

Love you and Mrs. Miss A. (and Guinness!),

SB

Terena said...

wait, you mean it's wrong to drink coffee while sitting on the toilet?

Colette Simone said...

Guilty also. Tea and wine go well too. Love you. We should form a club. The On-the-Toilet Drinkers of America. Maybe a fruit fly will pay attention.

Steph(anie) said...

Dude, I'm sorry, but that's gross. :)

Sweden said...

i smoke while taking a shit, with mango on my lap, life is sweet

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Colette Simone,
Thanks for all your comments. I hope you come back and join us often. And yes, wine on the toilet, rocks. Clearly, you fit in here.

Love you.

SB

Leslie said...

The man who lives here with me talks on the phone on the toilet. Just hearing his voice echo in the little room is enough for me to hang up.