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Wednesday, January 26, 2011
I Just Like the Damn Picture, Okay?
The cigarette smoker reminds me of me when I was a kid.
When we moved into this house there was a magnet on the refrigerator which said, "Jesus is coming, hide the bong." Lily took it with her when she moved out.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
Hmmm, the chubby girl reminds me of when I was a kid :)
When we moved into this house there was a magnet on the refrigerator which said, "Jesus is coming, hide the bong."
Lily took it with her when she moved out.
WERQ IT YOU MINIATURE SKANK!
Looking through the chicken wire. Check out the friend.
I think I know those kids. But the smoker is most definitely NOT me. I didn't start until I was eleven.
and this one is even better! LOL! love it!
And me. Love you xx
Steph,
That was funny.
Ms. Moon,
I would have taken that magnet too. Laugh.
Celia the Azucar,
That made me laugh. Welcome!
Syd,
Laugh.
ATT,
You started late, babe.
Drollgirl,
I think you and I have similar senses of humor. Don't we?
Christina,
And I love you.
LOL that is brilliant.. it could have been me xx
loves it, totally stealing it and blogging it some day
The girl with the cig could most definitely be A. Yeah I was the chubby girl behind with an attraction to the bad ones.
I'm with you. I was the chick with the cig. God I wanted to be so damn grown up when I was a little girl. You do find some great photos mama...xoxoxo
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