The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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I'll read the article in a sec. I do have to wonder what rights, if any, squatters have here.
BTW I dream about overflowing toilets all the time too. Or having to take a pee (and then finding out I've pooed too) in a toilet in the middle of a living room during a party.
Crazy. I don't think they'd get away with it here. You have to wonder what planet the owners are on continuing to pay utilities and such. Perhaps they are so rich, they have accountants looking after it who just pay the bills and don't pay attention to how much they are. Wow.
Don't know if I'd want to eat food, even still in the package, if it had been thrown away. But I guess they're ok.
Must be nice... but it is also risky. I would rather have a piece of something to call mine than to hustle of piece of someone else's to take and call mine, you know?
Beautiful place. I think I'll stay where I am, I like that no squatters will be taking over my apartment or moving in with me. I'd hate to share my party dresses with all those women sliding down the banister. best regards, j.
Remember me, I came from Ms. Moon's blog. Byb the way, I visit her more often than she visits me, mostly onlybwhennwe post something for the same meme .I really like her though, and she's damn good lookin' in my book. By the looks in those photos of the kids in the mansion, I can see these kids are all high on pot! Lucky them, and in a nice house to boot. Oh to be young again. I'd have done it if I had the chance. All I ever slept in was a wet sleeping bag on someones front fucking lawn, but I was as high as those kids!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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I'll read the article in a sec. I do have to wonder what rights, if any, squatters have here.
BTW I dream about overflowing toilets all the time too. Or having to take a pee (and then finding out I've pooed too) in a toilet in the middle of a living room during a party.
I'm sick.
But I lover your ass.
Crazy. I don't think they'd get away with it here. You have to wonder what planet the owners are on continuing to pay utilities and such. Perhaps they are so rich, they have accountants looking after it who just pay the bills and don't pay attention to how much they are. Wow.
Don't know if I'd want to eat food, even still in the package, if it had been thrown away. But I guess they're ok.
Must be nice... but it is also risky. I would rather have a piece of something to call mine than to hustle of piece of someone else's to take and call mine, you know?
WOW. Agreed, that is what you call working the system.
And the healthcare is free!
Beautiful place.
I think I'll stay where I am, I like that no squatters will be taking over my apartment or moving in with me.
I'd hate to share my party dresses with all those women sliding down the banister.
best regards,
j.
Remember me, I came from Ms. Moon's blog. Byb the way, I visit her more often than she visits me, mostly onlybwhennwe post something for the same meme .I really like her though, and she's damn good lookin' in my book.
By the looks in those photos of the kids in the mansion, I can see these kids are all high on pot! Lucky them, and in a nice house to boot.
Oh to be young again. I'd have done it if I had the chance. All I ever slept in was a wet sleeping bag on someones front fucking lawn, but I was as high as those kids!
Peace
Jeannie,
So I'm not alone with the overflowing toilet dreams. It would be the two of us. At least I'm in good company!
Big Mark,
I know what you mean. I love your new icon photo, Santa Man. Laugh.
Guy in the silk tafetta dress,
The thing about your party dresses made me laugh. I adore you.
Spadoman,
Of course I remember you, and obviously, you're SB's kind of people--stoned in a sleeping bag on a lawn. Thanks for commenting.
Much love to all,
SB
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