Monday, January 24, 2011

Ken Was Always Such a Damn Ponce Anyway


My Barbie's were SO disgusted with Ken's metrosexual unmanly ass, they became lesbians and dated each other. Can you blame a bitch for this horror fest? It was just SEXUAL FRUSTRATION and the fact that Ken was always borrowing a bitch's underwear without asking.

30 comments:

Vintage Vixen said...

Freaking hilarious! I prefered Sindy, she was much more of a lady but she did have the hots for my brother's Eagle Eye Action Man. Had to prise them apart sometimes. xxx

Indigo said...

Now this is a Barbie, I wouldn't mind owning. Hilarious! (Hugs)Indigo

Jeannie said...

Give the guy a break - he had no balls or penis!

Leslie said...

Funny stuff.

Syd said...

Ha--ken's head is in the closet.

Ms. Moon said...

I. Laughed. Out. Loud.

Steph(anie) said...

Ponce. lol

Big Mark 243 said...

The evils of PMS...

Terena said...

bwahahahahahaahahahahaaaaaa!

mrs. miss alaineus said...

you have rendered me speechless with homicidal barbie here....glad you are feeling better and up to snuff!


xxalainaxx

Omgrrrl said...

Poetry.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Hehehe!
My Barbie always dumped Ken for Michael Jackson. This was during the Thriller phase before the plastic surgery and other weirdness.
A's Barbie always dumped Ken to run off with the other Barbie down the street. Hey, kids just know. :)

The Honourable Husband said...

You know, I almost didn't notice the hanging body at first...

THH

P.S. That looks a little like a Japanese Barbie-kitchen.

Laughing Vault said...

hahaha that picture is sick

Petit fleur said...

Ewwwwwe! That is one nasty wound on his head! I love the lesbian Barbies though! I think you are on to something with this!

Love you,
pf

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Vix,
I liked Sindy better, too. Love you.

INDIGO!
So happy to hear from you. Hope all is well. Much love to you.

Jeannie,
True enough.

Big Mark,
Could be, buddy. Laugh.

Mrs. Miss A.,
Thanks! Love you.

Mel,
That made me laugh. I love you broads. You know that.

Honourable Husband,
Welcome, dude. Please come back often. Thanks for reading my stuff. It's nice to have someone honourable here for a change.

Laughing Vault,
Welcome. I hope you'll join us lots. Great name.

PF,
And I love you.

Colette Simone said...

This totally creeps me out...love it!
Glad you are back, with an ever more curious eye.

drollgirl said...

jennifer dahmer?! lol

pretty sure ken wouldn't cut the mustard for my barbies either!

michelle said...

too funny

at least ken can't stretch out a girls skivvies TOO much

xoxoxo

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dearest SB, what a genius picture!! That is hilarious! I too had a Sindy instead of a Barbie. Ken was never right was he? xx

Madi said...

this shit made me laugh, VERY HARD. I wish i had this barbie when i was a kid! why wasnt i given one? These are the life lessens I wish i had :]

Gledwood said...

That looks like my kitchen.

With less blood on the floor!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Colette,
Thanks for reading my stuff and commenting. Please come back lots.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Drollgirl,
You know I love you. Hope all is well. Thanks for reading moi.

Michelle!
I have missed you. Always so glad to hear from you. No, Ken is pretty much a dickless wonder so no stretchy stretchy. Laugh.

Christina,
Ken is a damn mess. Love you.

MADI!
I love you. So happy to see your comment! I hope college is going well. Come over sometime.

Gleds,
You crack me up.

~Amber Elise~ said...

Me and my fiance are both laughing. Thank you for that! And AMEN! ( the sad part is that Ken reminds me of most men/boys/sorry shits that seem to surround us these days).

the guy in the silk taffeta dress said...

Another hysterical Barbie post.
Barbie had many careers, right? Astronaut, politician...What did Ken do?
I know when my sister was a kid he was a wife beater & rapist(in sis's mind)
luv u,
take care,
j.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Amber Elise,
That's true. How sad is that?

Guy in the silk taffeta dress,
Wife beater and rapist is about right. Laugh.

Love you lots.

They call me "Ken Doll" said...

Ken needs to get his head together a little bit before thinking it is a good idea to hang out with B again. Ken looks pretty vulnerable in the postion B put him in.

I would reccomend a vacation in Mexico for the weekend for the two of them, if only Ken could get his head on straight again.

I think somebody needs to call the cops. What in the world does she think she is going to be getting away with here?

Women?

Dirty Blonde said...

I heart barbie

Parabolic Muse said...

that's so odd. i had to think about the whole ken thing for a minute. when my friends and i played barbies, there was girl on girl action all the time.

you know what i mean.