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Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Miriam Smith Is a Follower of Mean Jesus and a Stupid Bitch in General
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
HEY SB.
Why don't you tell us how you really feel? You seem so shy this year! (laughing)!!
Luv u 2
WHV.
I am speechless. What was wrong in her life to make her think she could take another living creature's life for doing somethin within its nature?
When we saw this story we just shook our heads... I mean it was a young dog... "THAT IS WHAT YOUNG DOGS DO, DUMBASS!"
Amber Elise,
Exactly. May she rot in hell.
i can't ever look at things like this
call me unwilling to accept reality
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