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Thursday, January 13, 2011
I Guess Anybody with a Name Can Model. Bitch Is FUG.
She doesn't really look like a model, does she? Meanwhile, Keith Richards' daughters are effing gorgeous. Go figure. Well, their mother is a famous model. But Keith IS their father.
Oh, my, God...we are so on the same page. For a while now I've been saying whenever I see her: A horse walks into a bar and sits down, and the bartender says, why the long face?
You have very high standards for physical beauty! On a strictly physical level, a horse sometimes brings out the cowboy in a guy...
I'm only a little bit interested in physical beauty. I think a person's true beauty comes from who they are as a person, their personal strength. And for me, those are more than sweet, nice-sounding words. But you knew that.
I looked at her twice but all I see is the dress. I love that dress, but longer for me.(I don't have the legs)& a collar & sleeves too.(don't have the shoulders either)
I think she is pretty, but then I like women who look a little like men...or a lot like men. I am the girl who thinks a boyish girl is super sexy...(I also think girly girls are super sexy...men, not so much, unless they are kind of girly.) Maybe I shouldn't comment at all on this...
Oh, you be SO right. I've always thought she looked horsey, but I had no idea she was going to try to model with that shit. Acting is one thing, but modeling? LOOK at all the smoke and mirrors, to try to hide the actual face!
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13 comments:
She doesn't really look like a model, does she? Meanwhile, Keith Richards' daughters are effing gorgeous. Go figure. Well, their mother is a famous model. But Keith IS their father.
Jeepers! They think because they TELL us she's beautiful, we're going to doubt our own eyes? (Like Liv Tyler - give me a break)
Holy crap...she looks like the kid from Mask, but with makeup on...*shudder*
Oh, my, God...we are so on the same page. For a while now I've been saying whenever I see her: A horse walks into a bar and sits down, and the bartender says, why the long face?
Ms. Moon,
I thought Keith was kind of cute when he was young and not all craggy.
Jeannie,
That's funny--my boyfriend thinks Liv Tyler is gorgeous. What does that say about me? He thinks I'm good-looking too. Oh boy.
Mr. M.,
Good analogy, buddy.
Colette,
Thanks for reading my crap and commenting. Please come back often. Clearly, you fit in here. Laugh. Poor you.
Steph,
You know it, sister. Damn right.
SB loves all you muthas!
You have very high standards for physical beauty! On a strictly physical level, a horse sometimes brings out the cowboy in a guy...
I'm only a little bit interested in physical beauty. I think a person's true beauty comes from who they are as a person, their personal strength. And for me, those are more than sweet, nice-sounding words. But you knew that.
Denny,
You are a wise man, and I adore you.
I looked at her twice but all I see is the dress.
I love that dress, but longer for me.(I don't have the legs)& a collar & sleeves too.(don't have the shoulders either)
Dear SB, I hate to say it but they'd have been better picking Demi! xx
I think she is pretty, but then I like women who look a little like men...or a lot like men. I am the girl who thinks a boyish girl is super sexy...(I also think girly girls are super sexy...men, not so much, unless they are kind of girly.) Maybe I shouldn't comment at all on this...
Her rear end is like a quarter horse then. Giddy up.
she looks like jay leno
Oh, you be SO right. I've always thought she looked horsey, but I had no idea she was going to try to model with that shit. Acting is one thing, but modeling? LOOK at all the smoke and mirrors, to try to hide the actual face!
holy hell
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