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Friday, January 28, 2011
I'm Betting this Motherfucker Wasn't Prom King
I think the look on the feline's face says it all.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... like the cat tho
... and i have to ask, do YOU know what the cat is actually doing??!?
(had to ask someone)
This makes me sad and scared at the same time.
lol!!!!!!!!! okay, I gotta stop reading your blog right now. I almost spilled my coffee
Wrong, wrong, wrong! That's al I have to say.
The cats eyes have this defeated look of "dear god why wont you save me," it's pretty cute
He must be the only person on the planet who makes DJ Qualls look like a good looking guy...
He must be the only person on the planet who makes DJ Qualls look like a good looking guy...
OK - Forget DJ Qualls. Make that Gollum...
He must love that cat but don't know if it is reciprocated. Probably the only pussy cat he has had.
White Rabbit,
That made me laugh. Thank you. I needed it.
Syd,
I don't think it is reciprocated. I know cats pretty well. Laugh.
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