Friday, January 7, 2011

Shit SB Overhears at Work

The former CEO was fat, and he was telling some people here at work what he actually weighed, and K. (the Vietnamese guy) said: You weigh more than my entire family!

[Note: The CEO is gone, but K. is still working here.]

16 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Oh Ms. Bastard-Beloved. I cannot go there with you on MJ because although I think he was a supremely talented human being, there were places he went in his life with children that grew too uncomfortable for me.
I know, I know, I shouldn't judge but on some subjects, I judge.
I do, however, think that K. is a very, very funny man.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I totally understand that. K. is funny because he doesn't realize what he says is funny AT ALL.

Gabriella Moonlight said...

Actually funny!!!

the guy in the silk taffeta dress said...

Ouch!lol.

Jeannie said...

I'd love that K. Reminds of my hairdresser who tells me all the shit I do wrong with my hair. Honesty is so refreshing it's funny.

I have to agree with Ms. Moon about MJ. He had some great music but crossed a line or two elsewhere that more than tarnishes his halo for me. Dude could have afforded any amount of help he needed to stay on the right side of the line.
Kind of like Mengele if he'd been a genius as well as a sadist.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dearest SB, that's hilarious! Have a great weekend now. Love you xx

Kathleen Scott said...

He said that out loud to the porker CEO? I love it!

Truth rings.

Petit fleur said...

That,s freaking perfection!

Petit fleur said...

That,s freaking perfection!

Leslie said...

My son is married to a woman whose father is Vietnamese. Holidays when everyone gets together are really fun, even if I can't always handle the food. Ever have durian? Don't cut into in your house.

Syd said...

And I am sure K. said it with dead pan face too.

Lori said...

I think I like this fellow K. You must find time to laugh at work or God knows you will cry, or worse, go postal..Love U SB

Mel's Way or No Way said...

K kicks ass! LOVE IT!!!!

drollgirl said...

LOLOLOLOLOL! HOW HORRENDOUS!

FrankandMary said...

Hahahahaha.

Parabolic Muse said...

I don't know if Koreans are really that small, now that I think about it. But I do believe that a guy could be fatter than a whole Korean family.

Is that rude? I hate being rude-you know that!