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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
Dress like a mummy all you want, but stay the hell off my yard!..lol
Bet the guy is just in a body caste or something.
sb,
where do you find the time???
love,
adrienne
wow. um, is this right near where you live? that's what we call (G.H.W.) bush country :)
but i digress... my favorite part of the video is when the reporter "on location" has her ace bandage prop stretched out and the camera zooms in to illustrate how you can see "nothing. but. his eyes." i was all "standing o for theatrics! brava, bitch!
oh and P.S., i spent lots of time between my teen and college years in texas, and i LOVE LOVE LOVE the state and the people and the weather and i could go on and on!!! so i hope no offense was taken by my bush remark :P
There's a lot of it about nodnod...
Did you use to follow Eternally Distracted? If so, she's back! But under a new name - if not - I think you'll appreciate her sense of humour:
http://sexdrugsandbaconsandwiches.blogspot.com/
I think it would make my day if I saw a man dressed like a mummy. I would not call 911. I would probably call Hank.
OMG... the entire comment by J.R. Sutter is making me vomit with laughter. (that's a good thing). I didn't know we were neighbors :)
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