Monday, February 2, 2009

SB Featured Site: Gordy's Real Doll Site

Uhhmmmmm, okay. SB never heard of this shit before, but it's creepily interesting. Read Gordy's Why Own a Real Doll? section on his site for further edification (link at bottom of post). Can you say: possibly a tad bitter about women? Some of the factors that played into this shit:

[From Gordy's Real Doll site]

1. When I was in High School in the 11th grade I asked a girl to go to the prom with me. She said yes. Well we get to the Prom and She leaves me almost as soon as we get in the door for a friend of mine. The girl with the friend of mine comes over and sits with me. She says " I told her to come to the prom with you so I could set her up with your friend. My friend did not want anything to do with her so about an hour later she comes back to me upset and wanting to go home. Needless to say I never spoke to her again after that.

2. When I was in High school in the 12th grade I asked another girl to go to the prom with me. She said yes. Well about a day before the prom she called me and said that she did not want to go. I asked her why. She said " My mother said that dancing was evil so I decided I better not go". So in my Senior year I did not even go to the prom.

3 .After I graduated I met a girl I really liked and asked her out. She sayed " Well I am really busy, but give me your number and I will call you". Well she did about 2 weeks later. She called me on a Saturday night around 6Pm and said " Hey, do you have any plans for tonight?" I said " No, I do not have anything to do tonight" She said "Good, I have a DATE tonight can you come over and babysit my son for me" Well that was the last time I ever spoke to her.

4. So after all of those bad experiences and many others I'll not go into I decided to take a break from the social scene. So when I turned 21 a friend of mine suggested that I go with him to a bar. I said OK what the Hell. I met a girl there and we went out once and had a good time. Then I called her a few days later and was going to ask her out again and she would always say " I am busy can you call me later?". After I heard that about 5 times I told her to call me if she wanted to go out or see me again. I never heard from her again.

Uhhhhhhhhh, your ass might want a Real Doll, too, after having Gordy's unfortunate dating experiences. And, don't you motherfuckers dare judge! We're not here to judge, people! That's the evangelical Christians' jobs, NOT OURS.

If you visit Gordon's page, be POLITE. And don't mention SB sent you! SB doesn't have the damn time to become involved in the Real Doll community. My ass can barely keep up with my involvement in the Cat Lovers community. Plus, I work a full-time job, and I have a damn diarrhetic dog to take care of! I don't have time or the damn inclination to start a Real Doll Lover's forum. So don't even ask! I don't care to be a damn forum administrator for topics like the best formula for turkey basting a damn Real Doll's sex orifices in order to make them clean for reuse. Frankly, I don't even want to think about that shit!

Does this shit below look like Ginger's about to give birth, or is it SB's imagination? I think Gordy's been hitting this shit too often. Bitches legs are all akimbo. They are too wide apart for her to sit naturally. I don't see how anybody can do sexy times with this. But AGAIN, we're not here to judge, people.

Link to Gordy's awesome Real Doll Web site:


usblues said...

hey sb if i had bought one 25 years ago think of all the money i could have saved. he may be crazy but not that crazy. maybe i could find me a nice little asian model

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I know--the perfect woman on two counts: fuck me and leave me alone, right?

If only that plasticene bitch could cook!