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Friday, January 14, 2011
Yet More Fucking Shit SB Says
I love being around cats, too. Good company. I also like walking alone in graveyards. Same reason.
Cats are growing on me. I could take or leave them before - when I'd never had any. But then my son got one and I have to say that I've come to respect cats.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
The best would be walking in a graveyard with a cat on your shoulder.
Goes without saying, doesn't it?
Cats are growing on me. I could take or leave them before - when I'd never had any. But then my son got one and I have to say that I've come to respect cats.
Good graveyards in Savannah.
Syd,
Yes, they do. I'm going to have my cousin illegally spread my ashes in Colonial Park Cemetery. It's my favorite cemetery in the world.
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