Sunday, January 8, 2012

Fuck You BP for Your Patronizing Attitude Towards the Southern People

BP thinks the southern people are dumb or have REALLY short memories. Every time I see this ad, I get so mad, I could spit nails. I will NEVER EVER purchase gas from BP. We know what you did, you greedy capitalist fuckers. Your commercial is insulting as fuck. It just rubs salt in the wound.

Aren't y'all sweet BP to have done all of this to help us poor dumb southerners out? Aw shucks. Thanks BP!

I'm still bleeding a little from being fucked in the ass. Maybe y'all can make another commercial about how I ought to be grateful for that, too.