Saturday, May 27, 2017

La Mejor Response

This is my new favorite response to pretty much everythingBitch, don't kill my vibe! 

Donald Trump, you fucker, don't kill my vibe! (Too late.)

Church Sign Re-write

Church Sign: There is someone who is happy with less than what you have.

SB Rewrite: Somewhere there is a happy dumbass.

Random Observation

If you have a Fitbit in the Midwest, you're a fucking lardass. GUARANTEED.

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Anonymous Warns World to Prepare for World War 3

I think everyone should be aware of this (see link below). Okay, let me rephrase that -- I think my two faithful readers should be aware of this. Thanks for your loyalty!

There are few groups I trust more than Anonymous. I certainly do not trust our government. AT ALL.