Tuesday, August 28, 2012

God Bless You New Orleans & Mississippi

We all wait and hold our breath with you. SB doesn't generally pray, but I am praying for the safety of all of you down south in the path of Hurricane Isaac. God bless. You are in my thoughts.

Friday, August 24, 2012

Congratulations Rufus Wainwright and Jorn Weisbrodt on Your Marriage Yesterday!

SB wishes the both of you many years of happiness. I'm frankly thrilled as piss that you both finally took the leap. I hope it works out better for you guys than it did for me. We won't go there.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Shit SB Says

I swear, somebody can fart nearby and my mood and will changes.

My Favorite Saint and Prophet

And I'm not even kidding.

Monday, August 6, 2012

Fucker Never Had a Heart, so Why Does He Need One Now?



I had an idea I was going to pitch to MTV, where SB and the Jersey Shore kids move into a beach house and party A LOT and get drunk and then get drunk some more and then puke and then get drunk again and wait for Dick Cheney to die. I wanted to call it: HOUSE PARTY/CHENEY DEATH WATCH 2012.

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Shit SB E-Mails to Ms. Moon, Who She Loves MAS

I am totally with you on looking forward to fall. TOTALLY. I said the same thing to the Viking the other day. He drove me fucking nuts talking about the goddamn weather over the weekend. He was looking forward to cooler, but kept going on and on and ON about it. I finally told him I didn’t want to hear anymore about the goddamn weather. The way I see it—the weather will be what it will be. Ain’t shit I can do about it. I don’t want to hear about that shit for a goddamn half-hour straight. Yes, I somewhat offended him. Tough titties.

Two Old Queens Go at It


I think calling a ho a fairground stripper is insulting to fairground strippers everywhere. Is there a United Fairground Strippers of America, or some union organization, that we can call and report this shit to?

That said, SB is Team Elton!