The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Saturday, May 27, 2017
La Mejor Response
This is my new favorite response to pretty much everything: Bitch, don't kill my vibe!
Donald Trump, you fucker, don't kill my vibe!(Too late.)
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
1 comment:
Yes! Superbly stated.
Rebecca Loudon
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