Shit SB Says

Blogging is dead. And all of us who still blog are just fucking a dead corpse. And that's fine by me actually.

An Original Poem Entitled "Fog" by SB

[I had a little help from Carl Sandburg on this shit. Credit where credit's due.]

Fog

The damn fog comes

on little cat feets.

A bitch parks its fat ass
over harbor and hood
and then a motherfucker
fucks silently off.

On this blog the celebration of SAME SEX LOVE is allowed.

Here is a delightful picture of George Michaels and his man friend, Fadi Fawaz, holding hands. It warms my heart, and if you don't like it, piss off back to your republican convention.

I am glad to see my posts on porn stars still get so many hits.

I know you sick fucks only stop by to try and get your perve on. THANKS! It's about the only thing that keeps my blog stats alive these days. I'm not too proud, bitches! And you're not either, so fuck you for being holier than fucking thou, motherfuckers.

SB LOVES YOU GEORGE MICHAELS!

OK, my ass knows it's George Michael, but I had a friend who used to say George Michaels and it stuck. Anyhoo, SB's beloved George was involved in a motorway accident yesterday, and you all know how upset I got when he was in jail (a bitch hosted GEORGE MICHAELS JAIL WATCH, and I didn't sleep well til his ass was out of the slam), so I just wanted to wish George well and give him a shout out. We are all THRILLED AS PISS that ONCE AGAIN George has evaded that cold and cunning bastard, Death.

The Moms and I were fans clear back when I was in high school and George was whamming it up and CHOOSING LIFE.

I am George's NUMBER 1 AMERICAN FAN, and I defy any of you motherfuckers to say it ain't so!

More info on the heart-stopping (for SB) incident can be found here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2326118/Singer-George-Michael-hospital-airlifted-scene-M1-crash.html

Thank you Daily Mail (even though George Michaels probably HATES you for tabloiding him all the time) for keeping George's NUMBER 1 AMERICAN FAN up to date on George's life events.

I'm actually considering turning this into THE GEORGE MICHAELS NUMBER 1 AMERICAN FAN blog or a Cat Lovers blog. I can't decide. You can leave your opinion in the comments section, however, I probably won't take it into account. I have the Borderline Personality Disorder, so I'm inconsiderate and self-centered. That's just how I roll, people!

Let's all say a prayer for George's continued recovery. Let's generate some positive energy and blow it George's way! I always wanted to blow George.

One DESPERATE Old HO

Madge, stow your shit, girl. PUT IT AWAY. RIGHT NOW.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2320527/Met-Gala-2013-Madonnas-brunette-bob-goes-unnoticed-steps-fishnet-body-stocking.html