A reply to one of my best goddamn friends in the world, Ms. Moon

[About the tendency of older Ohioans to sit in their garages, rather than the porch.]

That’s because southerners have some damn sense. Porches are designed for sitting on, enjoying the breeze (or not), and visiting with neighbors. Fucking idiot mid-westerners sit in the DAMN NO-BREEZE fucking garage. Mid-westerners are idiots.