Why I Love Rufus

Rufus is even nice to memaws.

I Just LOVE the Damn Photo, Okay?

Shit SB Says to Ms. Moon (Her Idol) in a Comment

I hope poor old Pearl goes in her sleep, too. Although it must be somewhat confusing to pass that way. Have you ever thought about that? I have. If someone I loved died in their sleep, I would feel compelled to shout: YOU ARE DEAD NOW. GO TO THE LIGHT! GO TO THE LIGHT! or some shit like that. I wouldn't want them to be confused about the situation. That could be horrifying.

I, too, thought of the bad Pearl/Pearly Gates pun, and I also thought of entitling a post: PEARL DEATHWATCH 2011, but I thought it would be in bad taste.

[PRAY FOR PEARL, MOTHERFUCKERS!]

I Just Like the Damn Picture, Okay?

I think this shit may have been photoshopped.

Morrissey: It's Not Your Birthday Anymore

Your voice it might say 'no'

but the heart has a will of it's own
your voice it might say 'no'
but the heart has a heart of it's own

it's not your birthday anymore
there's no need to be kind to you
and the will to see you smile and belong has now gone

it's not your birthday anymore
did you really think we meant
all those syrupy, sentimental things
that we said?

It cannot be given
and so it must be taken

it cannot be given
and so it must be taken

All the gifts that they gave can't
compare in any way to the love I am
now giving to you right here

right now on the floor

all the gifts that they gave can't
compare in any way to the love I am
now giving to you right here

right now on the floor

it's not your birthday anymore
there's no need to be kind to you
and the will to see you smile and belong has now gone

it's not your birthday anymore
did you really think we meant
all those syrupy, sentimental
things that we said yesterday?

Pray for PEARL!

http://www.blessourhearts.net/2011/03/news-of-her-death-was-greatly.html

PEARL! is dear to my heart. She was rallied by a bite of peanut butter banana, but I fear the worst. Please pray for her!

[I totally jacked Ms. Moon's photo.]

Here's One for the Morons Who Think that Animals Don't Feel Love. Fuck You.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1369265/Pittsburgh-Zoos-favourite-lion-Juma-dies-21-leaving-lioness-Shiba.html

Some Crackpot Shit My Dad Would Like to Look at While His Old Wrinkly Ass Is on the Toilet

Link (for you technologically-challenged motherfuckers, who can't figure it out): http://fatpita.net/?i=6291

I love to take a crap in Dad's bathroom. Fucker has the most interesting reading basket, chock full of conspiracy theory works and other weirdo shit. The basket contains such best-sellers as: Why Jesus Was Actually a Space Alien! [it sure would explain a lot] and The Atlas of Strange Phenomena, which is a minor letdown since there is no exclamation point at the end of the damn title.

I should point out that it would be the way the powers-that-be work, that one of history's worst actors is chosen as an immortal. Heather Ledger died young. Why couldn't he have been the immortal?

I Just Like the Damn Photo, Okay?

I always found Dave very catlike.

[I know, I know--this blog is turning into a Cat Fancier's blog. Fuck you.]

I'm with Morrissey. The Chinese ARE a subspecies.

"Did you see the thing on the news about their treatment of animals and animal welfare? Absolutely horrific. You can't help but feel that the Chinese are a subspecies."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/sep/03/morrissey-china-subspecies-racism

Fuck you, China! BIG FUCK YOU.

Shit SB Says

I had a spam visit from someone named Shemale Porno this morning. My day is complete.

Shit SB Says to the Moms

There's the house where the little 90 year old lady was out last winter, struggling to shovel her driveway. I didn't stop to help her, mind you. I just enjoyed watching her struggle. The task was practically Herculean.

I make you proud, don't I?

I Just Like the Damn Picture, Okay?

David Bowie and his son, Duncan Jones.

What a Vag!

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2011/03/karin_mackaliunas.php

I'd Still Fuck Him