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You're welcome!Thursday, March 31, 2011
Yes, I'm MEAN. We've established that. But this strikes me as funny.
He WOULD be from Ohio.
This may well be me in another 10 years or so, my fat ass fused to a chair. The Viking would REFUSE to feed me though. He doesn't want to bone a fat ass.
A nice lady needs help.
Article: http://www.sdasarasota.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=2&Itemid=14
Web site for donations: http://www.sdasarasota.com/
Thank you.
Quote of the Damn Day: Morrissey
I'm doing very well
I can block out the present and the past now
I know by now you think I should have straightened myself out
Thank you, drop dead
I can block out the present and the past now
I know by now you think I should have straightened myself out
Thank you, drop dead
[I was listening to this song, Something Is Squeezing My Skull, on the way into work this morning. It suited my mood perfectly.]
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Quotes of the Damn Day: Andy Warhol
I suppose I have a really loose interpretation of 'work,' because I think that just being alive is so much work at something you don't always want to do.
Sometimes people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they could just say, "So what." That's one of my favorite things to say. "So what."
[Note from SB: Fuck it or who gives a shit work fine too.]
She's the Original (Whore) Alright
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1371381/Paris-Hilton-doesnt-care-Kim-Kardashian-famous-her.htmlActually, I like the Kardashian kid. She's alright.
Yes, I am in an uncharitable mood this morning. Go figure.
This is quite simply amazing. Kisha Curtis is an asshole. May she rot in hell.
This dog survived starvation and being thrown down a garbage chute by a fucking asshole. I'd like to starve Kisha Curtis's fat ass in retaliation. Bitch could miss a damn meal. Wouldn't hurt her none.
I just posted an update on this amazing little guy, with new pictures. It can be found here.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Quote of the Damn Day: David Foster Wallace from Infinite Jest
God seems to have a kind of laid-back management style I’m not crazy about.
Monday, March 28, 2011
This is why I read the English papers. The subtle understatement amuses me.
Background: There is a missing Egyptian cobra at the Bronx Zoo.
Worryingly, experts say the cobra is likely to make itself know again when it becomes thirsty... or HUNGRY.
I'd like to shove that cell phone up your ass.
Nobody enjoys your personalized ringtone, but you, fucker.
Friday, March 25, 2011
Eat Me, Bieber. Apology NOT Accepted, You Little Twat.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1369719/Canadian-Justin-Bieber-makes-amends-calling-Americans-evil.html
We ARE evil, but that pussy, Bieber, is not allowed to say it. I'll bet he likes evil American dollars just fine. Fucking hypocrite.
James Dean's Secret Shouldn't Have Been a Secret at All
Evidently, it has come to light that the actor James Dean was molested by his minister as a child. Liz Taylor made a journalist (Sessums) promise not to reveal it until she died. I find it thoroughly sickening. I loved James Dean. I have photos of him and Marlon Brando in my bar area at home.
I guess, understandably, it really bothered him in to his adult years. I just wish Jimmy had not felt the need to keep it a secret. It sure as fuck wasn't his fault. May the minister rot in hell.
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