I'd Still Hit that Shit. You Betcha!

SB has a thang for Russell Crowe. Fat or skinny--doesn't matter. LOVE HIM.

More Shit SB Says to Her Friend, Sweden

I HATE cell phones. I would like to shove cell phones up people's asses. I especially despise personalized ring tones. Whenever one goes off in the office, I fantasize about beating the phone owner over the head with their phone until blood runs. Seriously.

Dealing with Jehovah's Witlesses

When I was growing up, the Moms taught me to always be respectful to Jehovah's Witlesses when they come to the door (because at least they get off their asses and go out and try to spread the word of the Lord--she approved of their industry), this, despite the fact that they ALWAYS show up at the most inopportune times.

These days, when a Witless comes to visit the Moms, she tells them: "You may as well take your bulletin with you, I'll only use it to line the cat's box. I won't read it."

Most of the time, the honesty of this just stuns the holy fuckers. They simply look somewhat startled and reply thank you and walk away fairly rapidly.

Personally, I have trained Ginger, the Diarrhetic dog, to throw such a fit when a stranger comes to the door that the Witlesses can't even get a first word out. I just shrug and tell them that, due to the rabid mouth-foaming nature of my dog, I clearly can't have any sort of meaningful exchange. After they depart, I smile and give Ginger extra cookies and tell her that she's a good girl.

Shit SB Says to Her Precious, Ms. Moon

Trying to predict the End Times is like trying to pinpoint tomorrow's weather. I'll worry about that shit if it happens. Dumb motherfuckers. Why don't these people take care of what's in front of them? What's wrong with them that they can't just live for today? Hell, I just try and make it through the damn day and back to bed at night. I don't have damn time to worry about a bunch of likely fictional shit. MORONS.

I told you I am a grump.

Quote by Tom Ford

Truly beautiful things make me sad because I know they are going to fade. When I see a beautiful 20-year-old boy or girl—and they are breathtaking—I am filled with a kind of sadness. But maybe they are beautiful because we know they are not permanent and they are in a kind of transition.

I Just Like the Damn Photo, Okay?

Tom Ford and his long-time partner, Richard Buckley.

Link to the article: http://www.out.com/detail.asp?page=1&id=28479

More Isherwood: SB is on a roll (but not a kaiser roll).

The harassed look is that of a desperately tired swimmer or runner; yet there is no question of stopping. The creature we are watching will struggle on and on until it drops. Not because it is heroic. It can imagine no alternative.

Staring and staring into the mirror, it sees many faces within its face - the face of the child, the boy, the young man, the not-so-young-man - all present still, preserved as fossils, dead. Their message to this live dying creature is: Look at us - we have died -what is there to be afraid of?

It answers them: But it happened so gradually, so easily. I am afraid of being rushed.

Quote of the Damn Day: Christopher Isherwood

Fear, after all, is our real enemy. Fear is taking over our world. Fear is being used as a tool of manipulation in our society. Itʼs how politicians peddle policy and how Madison Avenue sells us things that we donʼt need. Think about it. Fear that weʼre going to be attacked, fear that there are communists lurking around every corner, fear that some little Caribbean country that doesnʼt believe in our way of life poses a threat to us. Fear that black culture may take over the world. Fear of Elvis Presleyʼs hips. Well, maybe that one is a real fear. Fear that our bad breath might ruin our friendships… Fear of growing old and being alone.

— Christopher Isherwood (A Single Man)

I Just Like the Damn Photo, Okay?

Christopher Isherwood and Don Bachardy, a portrait of two lovers.

"A few times in my life I’ve had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. It’s as though it had all just come into existence.
I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I have lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present, and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."

--Christopher Isherwood, A Single Man

I Just Like the Damn Picture, Okay?

I say we offer Pastor Terry Jones up for beheading. In fact, I'm all for it.

I hope Pastor Terry Jones is happy now that his idiocy has gotten innocent people killed. It should have been him.

I know Pastor Terry, I'm going to hell. Whatever. At least I won't have to hang out with morons like you!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1372442/Two-UN-staff-beheaded-murdered-protest-U-S-pastor-burnt-Koran.html

SB's Favorite Rolling Stones Song: Far Away Eyes

The Viking sings this song to me all the time, and it always makes me crack up laughing. I was singing it in the shower this morning. How two English boys got it so right is beyond me.

Far Away Eyes [Jagger/Richards]

I was driving home early Sunday morning through Bakersfield
Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station
And the preacher said, "You know you always have the
Lord by your side"

And I was so pleased to be informed of this, that I ran
Twenty red lights in his honor
Thank you Jesus, thank you lord

I had an arrangement to meet a girl, and I was kind of late
And I thought by the time I got there she'd be off
She'd be off with the nearest truck driver she could find
Much to my surprise, there she was sittin in the corner
A little bleary, worse for wear and tear
Was a girl with far away eyes

So if you're down on your luck
And you can't harmonize
Find a girl with far away eyes
And if you're downright disgusted
And life ain't worth a damn
Get a girl with far away eyes

Well the preacher kept right on saying that all I had to do was send
Ten dollars to the Church of the Sacred Bleeding Heart of Jesus
Located somewhere in Los Angeles, California
And next week they'd say my prayer on the radio
And all my dreams would come true
So I did, the next week, I got a prayer, and a girl
Well, you know what kind of eyes she got

So if you're down on your luck
I know you all sympathize
Find a girl with far away eyes
And if you're downright disgusted
And life ain't worth a damn
Get a girl with far away eyes

SB ADORES Ruby Gettinger!

She's good Savannah people. If you haven't watched Ruby yet, check that shit out!

How a Dame Should Look

If I was a guy, these skinny-stick bitches wouldn't do it for me. I'd be chasing after this shit here.

Stupid Katie. Not Swedish Fish. Swedish DICKS.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1371815/Katie-Holmes-reveals-daughter-Suri-ended-penis-gummies.html

I still think this is funny as fuck. It's the only way Katie will get any peen. Bitch ain't getting it from Tom.