War IS Insidious for Damn Sure: RIP Clay Hunt

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1377241/Mystery-handsome-Purple-Heart-winning-Marine-mental-health-advocate-killed-himself.html

BRING OUR SOLDIERS HOME!

I Just Like the Damn Picture, Okay?

Possibly the COOLEST married couple EVER. Too bad they never procreated.

So Val Kilmer is old and fat. So am I. Who gives a shit?

It happens to us all, kiddies. He looks just fine to me, God bless him.

Shit SB Says in Comments to Her Beautiful and Fashionable Friend, Christina

This is, so far, my favorite collection of photos. You did a great job! I loved all of them, except for the freaky-deaky Joan Crawford one. That bitch scares me. Actually, so does Bette Davis with her damn googly eyes. Yuck.

I sometimes chase the cats around with a hanger, sreaming: NO MORE WIRE HANGERS EVER! I can tell they are secretly thrilled by it.

Link to said fabulous collection of photos: http://fashionsmostwanted.blogspot.com/2011/04/pretty-in-pink.html

If you haven't yet checked out Christina's fabulous blog, get your asses over there NOW, you bunch of shiftless lazy fucks.

It's a Beautiful Damn Day in Buttfuck, Ohio

I have my tacquitos for breakfast, with Taco Bell hot sauce to dip them in. What more could a bitch want? Surely this is the definition of HEAVEN.

I Just Like the Damn Picture, Okay?

Give this bitch a damn vitamin!

Goddamn.

She has recently been eating pieces of couch cushion 15 times per day and consumes the equivalent of a throw pillow each week.

Say what, motherfucker?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1375586/Comfort-food-The-woman-stop-eating-sofas.html

Thanks for all of your birthday well wishes! My cold stone creamery heart was touched.

Sadly, after much vigorous and extended birthday merriment, my fat ass is back here at work on a damn Monday, with a fucking deadline. It should all be behind me by Wednesday morning, and then I will be back to regularly posting and commenting on all of your blogs.

Mondays suck ass.

While Shopping for a Damn Diet

. . . .The book also instructs dieters to eliminate alcoholic beverages during the initial stages.

NEXT!

What in GD Hell Kind of Outfit Is this Shit Right Here?

As the Moms would say: Doesn't she have a mirror?

A happy update on Patrick the Pit Bull, left for dead in the trash chute by that monster asshole, Kisha Curtis

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1374878/Just-look-Patrick-Pit-Bull-makes-remarkable-recovery-left-dead-trash-chute.html

BIG THANK YOU to the entire staff at Garden State Veterinary Specialists for taking such good care of our boy!

As if being seen at Walmart isn't humiliating enough. . . .

Police wouldn't reveal how long he was trapped inside the [Walmart] restroom, but said the industrial adhesive was so strong they couldn't unstick him there.

Instead, they had to unbolt the entire toilet seat and take it, with the man still attached, to Union Hospital, Cecil County.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1374436/Walmart-shopper-hospital-April-Fools-prankster-spreads-superglue-toilet-seat.html

I'm 45 and this is who I'm turning into.

Norman Thayer, for you damn idiots who haven't got enough brain cells to figure it out. My grandfather was A LOT like him, except he wasn't as cheerful or nice.

If you haven't watched On Golden Pond, you ought to. You might learn something. But I doubt it.

You know what I'd like to do with your cell phone, right?

I hate personalized ringtones because they are almost ALWAYS too damn loud (because most people think the choice they have made is SO DAMN CLEVER, they want to share it with the world!), and the electronica ones just sound terrible. We have one lady here in the office who has "DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD," which plays SO LOUD when her phone goes off, I'd like to fucking smack her dumb ass. The people who choose actual songs piss me off, because I don't like to be subjected to other people's (usually bad) musical tastes. Let's face it, everybody thinks they have excellent musical taste, but so few people ACTUALLY DO.

Bet you're glad I replied to this in the morning, when I am such a goddamn cheerful person.

What a Loser

And to think I once thought this man would make a great president. As Ms. Moon would say, "I don't know shit."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1374070/John-Edwards-suicidal-facing-jail-claim-pals.html