The Perfect Response

I Just Like the Damn Picture, Okay?

COME OUT!

I'm Betting this Motherfucker Wasn't Prom King

I think the look on the feline's face says it all.

Check out this Cat-Rabbit. I want one!

Link to this shit: http://sowhatbitch.tumblr.com/post/2930282917/conegato-cat-rabbit

One Obsessed Straight Guy

I Just Like the Damn Picture, Okay?

The cigarette smoker reminds me of me when I was a kid.

Miriam Smith Is a Follower of Mean Jesus and a Stupid Bitch in General

Link to this story of an evil fucking shrew: http://www.truecrimereport.com/2011/01/miriam_smith_moron_of_the_day.php#more

Ken Was Always Such a Damn Ponce Anyway

My Barbie's were SO disgusted with Ken's metrosexual unmanly ass, they became lesbians and dated each other. Can you blame a bitch for this horror fest? It was just SEXUAL FRUSTRATION and the fact that Ken was always borrowing a bitch's underwear without asking.

I Think I Love Kevin Smith

We share the same brevity of language. Smith called the people who make movie trailers "lying fucking whores." I think he may be my mother's other son.

Link to article of Sundance film premiere fuckery:
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/01/kevin_smith_red_state.html

I will DEFINITELY be seeing Red State.

A Message for the Republicans in Congress Who Are Trying to Overturn Obama's Health Care Reform

WE WORKED HARD FOR THAT SHIT.

FUCK YOU.

FUCK THE INSURANCE COMPANIES.

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF BIG FAT GREEDY COCKSUCKERS.

AMEN.

Shit SB Says to Her Golden Idol of Greatness and Beauty, Ms. Moon

I remember somebody saying something like "death should be dignified" and Kurt Vonnegut saying something like "really, what makes you think that?" That made me stop and think about how "undignified" it usually ACTUALLY is. So I stopped worrying about it. Fuck it. I'm very good at ignoring unpleasantness. Life is unpleasant, so I ignore A HELL OF A LOT.

A Bitch Was Out Sick with the Flu All Week

The bitch is back, but her ass will be playing catch up here at work today before I leave for a doctor's appointment this afternoon, so I'm back, but I'm not officially back, until next week.

Have a great weekend, motherhumpers!

SB

Uhhhmmmm, Okay.

http://www.click2houston.com/news/26398416/detail.html

A Phone Conversation with the Ex While Sitting in My Damn Closet-Sized Cubicle

Are you taking your cell phone with you while you're in the Amazon?

Yes. I'm planning on it.

If so, would you get me some pictures of the pygmies?

Well you know they're not really pygmies. They're short, but I mean, they're not THAT short.

If there are any freakishly small ones, get a picture, would you? That shit fascinates me. You'll remember I used to get really creeped out by that freakishly short chick you worked with. That bitch was so tiny, she looked like a damn Barbie.

A Truism from SB

American ARE lazy. They DO take the path of least resistance. And also, we have the attention spans of fruit flies.