I'm glad to hear this, link below, because I don't like vegetables AT ALL. Of course, I'll being ignoring the part about not drinking or smoking.
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hang on: what DO you eat then?
Gledds,
I sometimes eat fruit and frozen pizza and Kraft Macaroni & Cheez and McDonald's and Taco Bell and so on and so forth. I also like Lucky Charms.
Love,
SB
SB
Everyone knows a good steak cooked just enough to sear it, so it screams when you cut into it, is good for you. Mushrooms, onions, grilled in a tablespoon of real butter on top. And science has shown one or two bottles of red wine a day is good for you. Wait, does a bottle count as a 'serving' hmmm?
Idk. If you don't enjoy what you're eating and drinking then there's not much point in any of it, right?
-d
Magically delicious!
Doug,
A bottle is a serving in my world, buddy.
Love you,
SB
hahah I love distilled
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