If anything happens to me, you have to keep the family together. I repeat: the family must stay together! You are not allowed to give any of the cats or the asshole licker away. If you do, I shall be forced to haunt you. You have to do it. It's my dying wish.
[For once, the Moms was speechless, but with a look of abject horror.]
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I love it! My Mom would stroke out if I told I was bequething my furbabies to her!
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