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About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
13 comments:
Well, as long as you don't poop it's okay.
Would you do that if I came to visit?
uh?
Sharon Osborne said she pissed her knickers when we they did a comedy roast thing on Channel 4 the other week...
the American "roasts" were better. Pam Anderson being a case in point
anyway I digress ~ you're peeing on the floor now. WHY??!?
Thanks, Ms. Moon!
Dish, I would, I would.
Gledds, I was commenting on a friend's blog entry stating that her dog had pissed all over the floor when company came over. Laugh.
My dog is two and still does it, only not just for company. When the kids come downstairs from bed in the morning, he pees from the joy of seeing them again. When I come back from the grocery store, he pees on my shoes like he thought I'd never come back. The vet said there's still hope that he might outgrow it, we'll know for sure by four. Four years of pee stained carpets and shoes, why? Because he loves us so much. What's a doggy mommy to do?
I agree with Ms. Moon, at least there's no poop involved!
I came home last night to a doggy room full of diarrhea. It was not fun. But hey..everyone has an emergency stomach upset and just has to go. I guess you did too!
I plan to buy depends before that happens.
I agree with all the previous comments regarding poop! I don't care if you pee your drawers when I come over, just don't poop in them....I guess when I visit I'll throw in some Depends with the bottle of wine....
there was a thing on BBC2 a couple of Sundays ago where Louis Theroux visited American families with heavily medicated kids ~ some as young as 6
anyway this one family even had a DOG on medication, because "she was getting really clingy and she used to pee on the floor when i came home"
(probably just needed the garden, poor doggie)
Mel,
Four years? That sounds fun. NOT.
Love you!
Syd,
Bless your heart. Having a diarretic dog myself, I can sympathize.
Love youse.
Jeannie,
I hear you, sister.
Lori,
Depends and a bottle of wine or four work just fine. Laugh.
Gledwood,
People medicate for everything anymore, don't they?
Love to all of youse.
me too!!!
LOL at you.
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