One of the skinny young guys in here brought in donuts this morning. I just
heard this lady I work with say, “I quit smoking last year and ballooned up.”
And she really did get fat inordinately quickly. All of this went down as her fat
ass reached for a damn donut. This lady has a daughter getting married next
year, and she told donut-bringer-guy: “I refuse to be a fat mother of the
bride.” If a bitch keeps helping her fat ass to the damn donuts, she ain’t gonna
get any skinnier.
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No. You are MY Idol of Greatness. Always.
In her defense, Friday WAS National Doughnut Day ;-)
That is for sure! I am thin and can't stand it when fat ppl. Head straight for the food& then still complain!Stay away from those fattening doughnuts lady!
Ms. Moon,
NO, YOU ARE THE IDOL OF GREATNESS. I'm shouting, but I don't give a shit--it's my goddamn blog.
Kathleen,
I LOVE YOU SO!
Maureen,
Thanks for reading, lady. I SO appreciate it.
Love to all,
SB
OMG. How I have missed thee, SB.
Gradydoctor,
You know you are special to my heart. I hope you still miss me after you read my post on Paula Deen today. I love you TONS.
SB
OMG are you kidding me? Your Paula Deen post made me love you even MORE! We don't have to fully agree for me to adore you. And actually, I do mostly agree that people should be able to apologize and that not buying her stuff is up to the consumer. (Sorry P-Diddy-Deen, I ain't buying no more cookbooks from you, sugar.)
Real talk, though--your don't-give-a-damn-ness is one of my absolute favorite things about you. So please, please -- keep on cussing out the world. Nobody drops an f-bomb like SB! The world needs you!
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