[Note: Start from the bottom and read up, bitches!]
David Foster Wallace let his dogs eat out of his mouth. I draw the line
there. Ginger eats her own shit. Lately she’s in to eating her frozen turds in
the snow. Do you suppose it’s similar to putting Milky Ways in the freezer—I
mean in a dog sort of way?
From: Ms. Moon
Sent: Friday, December 13, 2013 9:33 AM
Subject: Re: Lordy, you are all are cold this
morning.
Thanks for the heads-up. (haha!)
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From: ugadawg1
To: Ms. Moon
Sent: Fri, Dec 13, 2013 9:30 am
Subject: Re: Lordy, you are all are cold this morning.
From: ugadawg1
To: Ms. Moon
Sent: Fri, Dec 13, 2013 9:30 am
Subject: Re: Lordy, you are all are cold this morning.
I’m sort of with him on that. I love Reddi Whip--straight out of the damn
nozzle. The cats dig it too. I let them lick the nozzle and then serve Reddi
Whip to unsuspecting guests. It amuses me because I think cats are really clean
(despite licking their asses), and I eat after them myself.
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