The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Friday, December 5, 2014
A Salute to All the Assholes in Congress! Especially Boehner, Who I'm Embarrassed Is from Ohio. We're sorry!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
1 comment:
Oh god. If we have to apologize for our states' representatives, I can never have enough time left over to live.
Nice salute, though, darling!
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