La Mejor Response

This is my new favorite response to pretty much everything: Bitch, don't kill my vibe! 

Donald Trump, you fucker, don't kill my vibe! (Too late.)

Church Sign Re-write

Church Sign: There is someone who is happy with less than what you have.

SB Rewrite: Somewhere there is a happy dumbass.

Random Observation

If you have a Fitbit in the Midwest, you're a fucking lardass. GUARANTEED.

Anonymous Warns World to Prepare for World War 3

I think everyone should be aware of this (see link below). Okay, let me rephrase that -- I think my two faithful readers should be aware of this. Thanks for your loyalty!

There are few groups I trust more than Anonymous. I certainly do not trust our government. AT ALL.

http://nypost.com/2017/05/08/anonymous-warns-world-to-prepare-for-world-war-3/

FUCK TRUMP.