It's that time of year, and SB's ass needs some DEET, motherfuckers! Ah said, motherfuckers, I NEEDS ME SOME DEET! I sat out in the backyard in the peaceful shade of the Mom's tree, getting hopped up on Stella last night, just digging the springtime scene. And today, I have BIG ANGRY RED WELT mosquito bites all over, especially anywhere those motherfuckers could bite to really drive my shit crazy! Elbows, ankles, and so on and so forth.I know DEET is not good for you, but I'd spray my damn ass down with Agent Orange if it would keep those bite-y little bitches away!
All of you peeps have a safe and happy and debauched holiday weekend. Watch you speed and wear you damn seat belts, because the po-pos are going to be out there ruining people's merriment and shit. They asses got to work, so y'all gone a suffer right along.
My ass will catch you on the flipside, motherfuckers!
