That Illiterate Ho Janet Fucking Evanovich--the WORST Writer EVER

I know y'all are just waiting for SB to shove her opinion down your throat this morning. How can you possibly enjoy your coffee without that shit? So, below is a comment I just left on my sister-in-law's lovely blog. [I am not posting a link to her blog because I like all of you to envision my ass as this cranky curmudgeon/recluse who has little family, except for a too devoted Moms and daddums.]

Man, SB HATES Janet Evanovich. A bunch of the ladies here at work really dig her, so I was subjected to one of her damn books on CD on the ride back from the company retreat last year. I wanted to KILL myself. Of course the other ladies just laughed and laughed and thought the book on CD was SO fucking funny. I was stone silent for the entire ride, but I did keep rolling my eyes while those broads were shreiking with laughter. Jesus. I just don't get it. That ho Evanovich is anything but literary or funny for that matter. Bitch is practically illiterate. The fact that her books sell like they do tells me a whole lot about the average American woman. A whole lot.

I am not opening this blog up to become a forum for irate Janet Evanobitch fans, so all you motherfucking brain-shy fans with bad literary taste can just piss off and start your own blog. I shudder to think that a shitload of them probably already exist. GAG.