Showing posts with label food issues. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food issues. Show all posts

Thursday, May 7, 2009

I Just Ate an Entire Package of Pepperidge Farm Milano Cookies

SB has food issues, people. I am having sort of a crappy, depressing day (my life is like Groundhog Day--same thing over and OVER again/the weather is dark and threatening rain AGAIN today/Mr. SB and I are not getting along AT ALL), so I JUST ATE AN ENTIRE PACKAGE OF MILANO COOKIES all by myself. They were great! This amounts to roughly 900 calories in one fucking sitting, peeps. I will NEVER be thin again.

Do I feel better? Hell to the no! Actually, I feel like I could fucking hurl.

But when's dinner?