People Are Always Sending Me Uplifting Shit at Work

For some damn reason, people are always sending me uplifting Christian shit at work. It really depresses me, and I wish they'd fucking stop, but I don't want to appear ungrateful.

I also get a lot of those uplifting chain e-mails. If you don't respond or forward that shit, the sender thinks you don't care about them or you're not a friend. SB doesn't need to send that shit out EVER. I'm not insecure. I know I have friends. How does it prove you're a friend because you forward some damn e-mail back to someone? That shit really sticks in SB's crawl.

I was telling the Moms the other day that sometimes I wish I was less popular. It takes a lot of damn energy to be popular. Sometimes I want to be a damn hermit.