Sometimes, in order to feel better about myself and my burgeoning weight, I tell total strangers that I encounter at the UDF or Sunoco mini-mart that I used to weigh nearly 400 pounds. I feel so good when their eyes go wide and they tell me how great I look and how thin I am.
I have this talent for keeping a straight face when I lie. I should have been a politician.
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Bravo, SB! I can't lie to save my life. I would love to see the look on someone's face when you tell them that!
i do that too. when they say how old i am i tell them 57.. they say wow u look friggin great...
when i say the truth, 47, they say.. damn, you have had a rough friggin life yo...
What a fabulous idea!
This makes me love you even more.
Ms. Moon,
No matter who much you love me, I LOVE YOU MAS!
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