Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
That was fucking great!
Love you and good morning, Ms. Bastard-Beloved!
Great quote. Love it! Have a wonderful weekend dear SB xx
S.B.
Yea we are! We know how to have fun!
Luv u too!!
Ms. Moon,
I love y'all too! Good morning, dear!
Christina,
You do the same. I could use a Bloody Mary about now. Laugh.
West Hollywood Voyeur,
I adore you! We sure as hell DO know how to have fun.
Hee hee hee!
Ah, Mark Twain. I just bought the first volume of his autobiography. One hundred years is a long time to wait.
Leslie,
I will be ordering that myself soon. I loved the man. He happens to have my favorite American face of all time, followed closely by Walt Whitman.
Love you lots.
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