Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Naked Dick's Dumb Ass Is Force-Retired. The World Breathes a Sigh of Relief and Moves the Fuck on.

The Viking and I have taken to referring to Brett Favre as Naked Dick. Fucker should have stayed retired the first damn time. It sure might have saved his ass a lot of personal embarrassment. Dumb motherfucking Naked Dick.

Some sportscasters were discussing Naked Dick's forced retirement last night, and their fat, over-payed asses were saying how he would only be remembered in the end as one hell of a gifted football player. But despite what the dumb-ass broadcasters said, SB knows Brett will now always be remembered with a smirk. The dumb ass should have kept his damn ween in his pants. Stupid Naked Dick.

[NOTE: This is my opinion ONLY. I do not want to be sued by stupid Naked Dick. I also sure as hell don't want him sending me pictures of his damn junk. Why do men always think bitches want to see pictures of their junk?]


Jeannie said...

I don't know who the hell this is but I wish celebrities in general would just all have a little more sense. I don't get it. But then, they all get forgiven in the end don't they? Even if they might be technically innocent (though doubtful) they are still certifiable. How did Michael Jackson ever think it was ok to sleep with kids even if he did nothing. It's fucking creepy!

Ms. Moon said...

Well, celebrities do what us regular people do but the damn thing that makes them stupider is thinking that they won't get caught.
Haven't they heard of the internet?

All This Trouble... said...

Did you look at it? I did. I really wish he'd left the mystery alive. Is he married? He is, isn't he? I bet his wife is proud to have what he gives her all over the internet.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I do believe he is married. Yeah, I'll bet she's proud, too. I'd divorce his damn ass and take him to the cleaners.

Love you. Happy New Year to you and the fam!


Syd said...

I am glad to not have shown any junk on my blog. It is right where it belongs.

Petit fleur said...

Laughing now!

I can die happy! :-)


Love you SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

And I love you. Thanks for reading my crap.