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Friday, December 21, 2012
A Newspaper Comment from Down Home in Savannah that Made Me Laugh
“Christmas is on Tuesday. See how many kids are outside. There won’t be any. They’ll all be inside playing those terrible video games and getting fat!”
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
Sad but true. Love you, SB.
Jesus... don't get me going on that one... I am terrified of this epidemic.
I hope your holiday is warm and cozy and well, just right.
Much love,
pf
Where should they be..? Church.?? Heck, even in Georgia, it is wintertime!!!
Enjoy the Holidays Sherry... you and your Viking.!!
You were right. Nary a child to be seen. Happy New Year my friend! xoxo
Syd,
And I love you. Happy New Year!
PF,
Hope all is well. Happy New Year to you also!
Big Mark,
Love you, buddy.
Lori,
Right back at you. Thanks for still reading my occasional posts.
Love to all,
SB
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