The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
That's great! I always wonder who in hell goes to all the trouble to have a baby, only to spend the next six months NOT WITH THE BABY but in the gym so that she can get her slammin' bikini bod back. WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF HAVING A BABY IF ALL YOU'RE GOING TO DO AFTER IT'S BORN IS WORK OUT? I'll bet Drew is a lovely mother.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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That's great! I always wonder who in hell goes to all the trouble to have a baby, only to spend the next six months NOT WITH THE BABY but in the gym so that she can get her slammin' bikini bod back.
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF HAVING A BABY IF ALL YOU'RE GOING TO DO AFTER IT'S BORN IS WORK OUT?
I'll bet Drew is a lovely mother.
Clearly, and as usual, you have some damn sense too!
Love you.
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